2008-03-23T15:21:00.000-07:00

Here's how you can turn your life as a low-paid, embarrassing kids entertainer into a high-flying, limousine-riding, wheeler-dealing, kiss-stealing, magic e-book entrepeneur in no easy lessons!

The Amazing Money-Making Secret of a 28-year-old Convicted Pedophile Who Earns More Money Per Year Than The CEOs of FedEx... eBay... Amazon.com... Time Warner... Apple Computer... McDonalds... Microsoft... Nike... Yahoo... Genii Magazine... Ford Motor Company... General Motors... and Goodyear Tire-COMBINED!

Keep reading if you'd like 97% discount (for Street Magic Magazine subscribers only) on my proven system for turning simple eBooks... or even just a concept in your head... or just someone else's ebook you've found for free on the web... into an information product you can sell for $97, $197, $495, even $35,987.40 or MORE...

Hi, I'm Larry J. Shagnasty III.

I'm the leading consultant and CEO of one of the world's largest and most successful marketing and consulting fiirms specialising in ebooks for magicians located on the east side of the New Jersey turnpike established this year.

For over thirty days I've read SEVERAL books on emarketing for magicians, cut and pasted literally DOZENS of paragraphs from other people's systems, and learned the names of SIX influential and SUCCESSFUL magicians that will really CATCH YOUR EYE!

DOUG HENNING

DAVID COPERFIELD

MARK WILSON

CRISS ANGLE

DAVID BLAIN

What is it that makes these six magicians THE MOST INFLUENTIAL AND SUCCESSFUL PERFORMERS IN THE WORLD TODAY?

If You Had The Chance

Right Now,

Today

Would You Trade In One Slice of Medium Cheese Pizza

from Dominos with original crust

For their secrets of success?

ATTENTION: So would I! If you know, please email or call me asap!

However, if you'd like to know how to sell that ebook chock full of USELESS INFORMATION to thousands of ill-informed magicians who think it MIGHT ACTUALLY MAKE THEM FAMOUS without having to do any real work....

READ ON!

But first, here's a word from a good friend of mine:

"I've been a fan of Larry's course for the last fifty years. I've used it to sell ebooks all over the country. Once you learn his PROVEN TECHNIQUES like the "You've won the lottery - click here to claim your prize" and "I'd like to deposit $100m in your bank account temporarily" you'll be raking in the big bucks with a BIG RAKE! As the judge said, no more kiddie shows for me!" - Delay Thomas Dale IIII

WHY AM I MAKING THIS INCREDIBLE OFFER??!!

WHY AM I EXPOSING THE SECRETS THAT MADE ME RICHER THAN DONALD J TRUMP II, VINCENT K McMAHON, AND RICHIE RICH COMBINED??!!

Because I feel that now is the time to give back to my fellow man. I've been enjoying the good things of life for long enough. I get three square meals a day prepared for me, I have a bed and bathroom provided for me by the State, I even have visitation rights.... who could ask for more?

Now it's your turn to share in my good fortune!

Can You Get a Bigger, More Effective, Down-in-the-Trenches, Man-About-Town, Hurdgy-Gurdy, Will-O-The-Wisp, Zippadeedoodah, Magic Education... A MOTHER-OF-ALL OFFERS ... That Blows the Lid Off The REAL SECRETS To Making It in the REAL WORLD as a an ebook hawker?

Yes. Thousands and thousands of them.

But there's no way I'm telling you about all of THOSE courses!

Maybe you’ve read my earlier books, Outrageous Business Card Color Choices For Magicians or The Magician’s Emergency Bowtie & Ruffle Combo. Or maybe you saw an article about me via iTricks after that embarrassing incident with the bar safe and the two hookers. Maybe you bought one of my products from an online magic shop, if so I apologise. You could of heard me phoning in to a teleseminar with Dean Hanky or Tim Addams or remember me in some of the Bryan Flora videos (I was the one waving in the background in the crowd scene wearing a yellow T-Shirt with the arrow on it and the words 'I'm with stupid'.)

The point I am trying to make is that I have been around the performing world for quite some time and made good money from it. So-called gurus or experts who have done a couple of shows that aren’t any good pitch their stuff here so why not join us? Some people I have paid have said my stuff is the most PRACTICAL material you can get, and that's the highest endorsement my budget will allow!

WITH MY TIME PROVEN SYSTEM YOU'LL LEARN:

How to get money from customers who say they don't want to buy your system.

How to use credit card numbers in phone transactions.

How much time you have before the bank cancels certain cards.

How to put all your funds in your cat's bank account and how no-one, not even you, can touch them!

You'll receive:

FIFTEEN HOURS OF AUDIO CDS where I talk about all sorts of things that you may or may not find interesting.

TWENTY COLOR PHOTOGRAPHS of myself where I REVEAL EVERYTHING!

EIGHTEEN ASSORTED COASTERS which you might find useful.

SIX WOODEN TOOTHPICKS

PLUS - A BONUS WEBSITE LINK to http://www.funnyname.com/ where you can read a lot of real people's very funny names.

REMEMBER, THE CONTENTS OF THIS COURSE IS NOT TO BE SHARED NOR THE CONTENTS REVEALED TO ANYONE ELSE.

Listen.

There are a lot of performers “gunning” for me because I reveal so much for so little.

But there is a method here.

What will these techniques do?

How about increasing your fees dramatically? No.

How about reducing your workload? No.

How about reducing the amount of cash in your wallet? ABSOLUTELY!

There are good courses out there. Courses by Dave Dee, Jim Snack and others. I KNOW they work. I’ve included them all in my ebook! I SHOW you actual examples of what I’ve done. You'll receive a TEN HOUR VIDEO of me cutting and pasting the stuff direct to my computer as I create the course JUST FOR YOU!!!

Some else of what you’ll learn:

Number seven secret to success in performing.

What I learned from my "disaster" with Hans Klok and why Pamela Anderson turned out to be a better choice.

How a drunk gunman made me rethink my sexuality.

What not to do on the road unless you are definitely going to clean it up afterwards.

How a psychic entertainer made me change my career path after he read my palm.

How being a "nice guy" got me thrown INTO the Magic Castle.

My first semi-professional, part-time, charity show.

Getting publicity (Have you got the guts to do this or do you believe not all publicity is good publicity?)

The core act

Adapting the act

Changing the act completely

Giving up on the act and selling ebooks

You will kick yourself if you do not get this.

HECK I'LL KICK YOU IF YOU DON'T GET THIS!!!

What’s the investment?

One slice of a medium cheese pizza.

That’s right, a slice of puzza, every thirty days.

Your first email will arrive within minutes of your order with download instructions for the first lesson.

You can quit at any time, but I strongly recommend you don't or else, by law, I'll own your house.

Because I am working closely with all participants, I will only allow 200,000 people worldwide to take part in this life-changing course.

Click the order button to get started today.

Warmly,

Larry J Shagnasty III

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